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uvulae Plural (pronounced uvuli)
uvuloop Verb form
uvulistic The uvula used as a weapon
uvulotion Phlem, or in the porn industry…probably best left to one’s own interpretation
uvulitis One of several diseases of the uvula
uvulope A species of small antelope which inhabit the plains of Africa. The males grow a pair of uvulae on their head during mating season instead of antlers. They are rarely hunted as they are not considered good eating, and they make poor trophies as the uvulae on their heads do not hold up well during the taxidermy process.
uvulipse An oval shape which conforms to the mathematical properties of a uvula
uvulagami The Japanese art of folding colored paper into the form of uvulae
uvuless Being born without a uvula (which does not yet qualify as a disability that will allow the use of handicap parking spaces), or simply forgetting one’s uvula
uvulob Throwing a uvula
uvulummy Although the ancient Egyptians did not widely regard the uvula as having great religious significance, there have been some mummified uvulas found in tombs. Scholars believe it was probably a joke.
uvulobia The fear of uvulae
uvulopia A mythical lost city
uvuland The location of uvulopia. A fortunately rejected concept during the writing of “The Wizard of Oz”
uvulastic The stretching properties of a uvula
uvulip Worse than a hairlip…I mean, think about it.
uvulobe uvulae at the base of the ears…but then…I mean, LOOK at earlobes.
uvulike Resembling the uvula…in reference to the above, earlobes are uvulike.
uvuloose A partially detached or dislocated uvula. Dislocation of the uvula is not uncommon in yodelers, or again, in the porn industry
uvulink Siamese twins attached at the uvula. Not a pretty picture, except for among those with extreme fetishes. (Real money maker in the porn industry)
uvulurk Relates to the stealth qualities of the uvula. Often expressed by the feeling that “A uvula is watching me”, or “I think there is a uvula in the closet”