Why are band breaks limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have
to retrain the drummers.
What do you call someone who hangs out with
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
How do you know when a drummer is knocking
at your door?
The knock always
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for
Did you hear about the time the bass player
locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours
to get the drummer out.
How many drummers does it take to change a
"Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out
that they can't just be pushed in.
Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne
(but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the
None. They have a machine to do that.
Why is it good that drummers have a
half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't
disgrace themselves in parades.
What's the difference between a drummer and
a drum machine?
With a drum
machine you only have to punch the information in once.